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Monday, August 1st, 2005
7:45 pm

Typical scene in the family mansion of Amee (what's her surname? Something simaltaniously Germanic and American. Daddy's forst name is Lornford Q. )

Daddy! I like rerally neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed these shoes. I mean co'mon you took my cards away! I neeeeeeeeeed you to buy this for me!

Daddy: No!

Amee: please. Daddy I love you! I stayed with you after Mom left. Doesn't that count for soemthing?

Daddy: You stayed with me because your mother didn't have cable! Now go do your homework!

Amee: But Daddy who uses math in daily life?

Daddy: You don't even know how to multiply!

Amee but I have a calculator...

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Saturday, March 26th, 2005
11:37 am

The orphans need a theme song. this is verse one.

Happy little orphans we
Happy happy as can be
Happy happy just we three
Happy happy always squee
Happy happy as can be (repeat ad nauseam)

Suitably annoying?

Does the head have one gnome lover or does he sleep around? Does one of Amee's friends discover she is a gnomosexual?

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Monday, March 21st, 2005
10:34 am

Amee and her friends are holding auditions for the 'lucky' guy who gets to take them to the prom.
Claudine gets Jacob to try in one of those twisted French psychological moments (details to be worked out). He fails because he isn't a student.

Now, why is the head a gnomosexual? What were his first gnomosexual experiences? I think he was seduced by one owned by one of the ancestresses who liked twee things and it wanted to express itself.

Oh and at some point can you post a cast list? I keep forgetting whose who.

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Thursday, January 20th, 2005
4:30 pm

It occureth to me that French films usually have some kind of Mentor relationship going on. Usually it is between an older man and a woman. Frequently it is platonic but there are obvious overtones. I think J and C's needs to be like that, at least for the first 6 hours of the film.
they must talk about their lives, how its events made them the people they are today, their morals and how they differ from the rest of the world.

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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
5:48 pm

Hello Zed. I decided that this picture which I was going to use for my own journal wasn't really me but it was disturbing enough for this one!

I think Jacob has mange (a hair disease).

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Sunday, October 19th, 2003
7:28 pm

Is there a Gnomeist community, there to proclaim the rights of Gnomes against evil pornagraphic treatment?

Also should Amee and her friends find some gnomeporn and be turned on by it, promoting some 'ewww grooooss' moments?

Amee's Dad is a diplomat who cannot find the emotions to tell her how MUCH she MEANS to him.

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